Socks, Jeans, Sleeveless Shirt, Panties...

"Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music."
-Gioacchino Rossini (Italian Composer)

Never Did, Never Will

"Why are you so angry all the time? What went wrong? I'll tell you what went wrong! When you got there, there was no there there. You wanted to see Quirm from an open carriage while a nice young man drank champagne out of your slipper, but you never did, because they were a funny lot in Quirm, and you couldn't trust the water...So you never did. Never will."
-Terry Pratchett, from his novel "Unseen Academicals"

Bippity Boppity Boo!

"Sometimes if you wanted to go to the ball you had to be your own fairy godmother."
-Terry Pratchett, from his novel "Unseen Academicals"

Through The Streets In My Kilt I'll Go

"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig."
-Alfred Hitchcock

Did You Hear Something?

"Contrary to popular belief and hope, people don't usually come running when they hear a scream. That's not how humans work. Humans look at other humans and say 'Did you hear a scream?' because the first scream might have just been you screaming inside your head."
-Terry Pratchett, from his novel "Unseen Academicals"

He Ain't Prince Charming

"Are you always this charming or did you take piss-women-off lessons?"
-Minda Webber, from her novel "Bustin'"

And Look What Happened

"I never set out to be anything at all. I just set out."
-Jann Arden

I Am The Greatest!!!

"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness on is own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise its just an ego trip."
-Roger Zelazny, from his novel "Prince of Chaos"

Walk Through Fire

"The only way out of the fire is through it. Some burn to ash, some melt away, but the toughest are strengthened."
-Anne Kelleher Bush, from her novel "The Knight The Harp, and The Maiden"

Marilyn Had It Right

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
- Marilyn Monroe

Thanks to Rebecca for the great quote!

Its All In How You See The Drops

"Some people walk in the rain...Others just get wet."
-Roger Miller

Moonshine Tastes Fine

We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine."
-H.L. Mencken

Hammer Time

"It was only a metaphorical hammer. It only hit you if you allowed it to be there."
-Terry Pratchett, from his novel Unseen Academicals